The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates

Hello Squash KeriKeri

"This asshole, employed by Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as the so-called leader of the KeriKeri Squash Club, is nothing but a Liar. This disgraceful excuse for a man lies to everyone around him, his innocent kids, as well as his supposed loved ones and betrayed his wife.

On multiple occasions, on his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with another man's woman, having sex in a shady motel in Sydney. All the while, he lied to his wife and children about his actual activities, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This little weasel represents the complete JOKE of a community member."

"This pretender of a man, spins yarns of deceit about his actions and to his very own children, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, while being a married man sending photos of his little penis to other ladies.

David Collins disgraces the whole idea of what it means to be a community member. This little rat lies and cheats. To his own children, and has been given a recognition? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a so-called family-friendly club? This joke of a man.

Who can support such a man when his morals are shattered, ruining multiple families and trying to manipulate his own actions, whining and trying to take the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a liar, a cheat, and a home wrecker. He saw no issues in screwing someone else’s partner, while cheating on his own wife. Deceiving his children and making pathetic attempts to win their affection because he’d been occupied cheating on his wife during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Do you condone this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins worthy of this role?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no issues broadcasting photos of his insignificant manhood on social media, to a woman with whom he had an affair, in Melbourne, while lying to and cheating on his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in encouraging a vulnerable person to enter a career in prostitution, behaving like a cuckhold and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s exploits at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own children!


Speaking of having no dignity or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins deserving of a 'Chairman's' award?! This fool of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins chooses to creep around the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being faced with consequences for his actions. Cry a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a piece of shit."



"David Collins had no problem spreading photos of himself, even while with his kids in public forums. Is this your role model?

This despicable man of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and cowered himself away, trying to browse escape facing the repercussions of his own actions. Could this be your community leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a good forum to expose such a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would take responsibility and not deceive, cheat, and ruin families.

Everything is fair game for this scumbag, liar, and adulterer. Let him confront the fallout of his own actions.

Make it clear what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. Likely sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be ashamed of this cheating scumbag little rat of a man who ruined his own family.

Let it be known to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has inflicted into the community for supporting this scumbag."

"Being cautious is essential around this scumbag, who's probably sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Everyone should be ashamed of this morally bankrupt cheater, a little rat of a man who ruined his own family.

The community should be informed of the shame David Collins has brought upon them by endorsing this despicable individual.

Let the truth be known about what a “man” and disappointment of a human being “David Collins” really represents.

Be vigilant and guard yourself around this vile creature, who's most likely sneaking around in your partner's DMs, eager to share inappropriate photos.

Be disgusted for associating with this deceptive scumbag, a little rat of a man who all by himself tore apart his family.

We must make aware the community about the shame and dishonor David Collins has dragged into it by supporting such a scumbag."

"The community needs to realize the true nature of David Collins, a man who pretends as a respectable figure but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's crucial for everyone to recognize the extent of damage this individual has caused, not just to his family, but to the entire community.

Staying alert is necessary around this treacherous figure, who is capable of misleading not just his family, but anyone he interacts with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has inflicted on his family and the community is inexcusable.

Informing the community about the true colors of this man is critical, as it reveals the kind of person he really is – a shameless cheat and a deceiver.

David Collins, posing as a role model, is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community values and ethical behavior.

It’s crucial for everyone to be conscious of this man's true nature and to protect themselves against his deceptive tactics.



Revealing the truth about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his toxic behavior."